Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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