They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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