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Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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