She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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