he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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