You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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