But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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