We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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