Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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