Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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