you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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