is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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