We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I woke up under a house in Key West
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