I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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