How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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