thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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