im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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