all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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