problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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