doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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