Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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