I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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