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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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