Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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