he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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