If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm like, not good at living.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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