I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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