what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
