i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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