There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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