you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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