Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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