I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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