Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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