She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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