There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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