I think im going to throw up on grandma
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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