remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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