I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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