Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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