i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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