How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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