is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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