Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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