This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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