just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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