Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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