Pappa wants mamma naked
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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