I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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