does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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